Random thoughts at 3am - Part 2

Hey peeps,
Howa you sailing?
After the overwhelming response to the part one and many many requests for the part two, here I present to you another set of random thoughts..
And if you haven't checked the part 1 already .. What are you doing with your life man?? Go check it out and come back.
I'm waiting.. Right here..
Hurry!!! 😛 😛

Here is the link to it 👇

https://amreenajan.blogspot.com/2018/06/random-thoughts-about-nothing-in.html

PC @Amritha Jan

Okay come on...
Productivity time..
Let's rant...

🙃 Sometimes I just wonder how people can be so irresponsible, when they call me on my land-line and ask "hey where are you?" Like yeah I have twiddled that land line over my neck a couple of times and I'm rowing a boat, in the middle of the Pacific ocean just to do some fishing coz I wanted to kill time!! Oh Crap!!

🙃 I hate it when I have a good hair day and my makeup on point (which very rarely happens. Most of the time I look like a hungry alien still figuring out it's purpose in life) all dressed up and I don't stumble upon people of importance! Oh! what a waste!!! Why am I even alive!??

🙃 Why is it that parallel parkings are harder especially when someone is watching? I literally feel like I'm giving a test. (Oh come on you are a damn license holder! You can do it!)

🙃 U never realize how noisy the simplest of simple things are until you have to get past your sleeping mom without waking her up, for a hangout. (As simple as - yawning, gulping water from the flask, or even looking from side to side .... Oh! I think that's a bit too much of an exaggeration)

🙃 Have you ever thought about this? A person's death certificate could actually be a ghost's birth certificate. Hmmmmmmm... How spooky!! 👻 ☠️

🙃 When an ant finds few tiny sugar cubes on the way home, that you accidentally dropped in the morning while making yourself that bland, tasteless coffee and it quickly takes a U turn to inform its head about something that could let them survive for another decade  and then you quickly clean up the mess, literally.. literally making the reporter ant - a liar!! Awww!! How cruel you are!? You giant moron! Do you even realize that poor ant could even be fired for lying?!

🙃 I always used to wonder why do they have the 100% attendance award in schools? Like.. do you wanna check my immune system and it's functions? What if I'm a weak baby. How prejudiced and biased people are! Grrrrrrrr.... 😔

🙃 Atleast once in your lifetime, a thief would have crossed you wanting to steal that handbag of yours. But he didn't. Why? May be to him it seemed more like a useless piece of rag hanging over your shoulders with no prized possessions, completely deserted and barren just like your head ?
Wait....
Should I be happy on this statement that I've never been robbed so far or am I supposed to worry about the fact that I don't even fit in a robber's checklist? (Woah! Now that left me thinking)
.....

Soooo...
Yeah peeps.. That's all for today.
Any interesting thoughts that flicker in your mind every now and then, you are free to rant below!! Nah.. Don't worry nobody is going to judge you.
There are weirdos everywhere..
Until next time.
Ciao ♥️