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Random thoughts at 3am - Part 2

Hey peeps,
Howa you sailing?
After the overwhelming response to the part one and many many requests for the part two, here I present to you another set of random thoughts..
And if you haven't checked the part 1 already .. What are you doing with your life man?? Go check it out and come back.
I'm waiting.. Right here..
Hurry!!! 😛 😛

Here is the link to it 👇

https://amreenajan.blogspot.com/2018/06/random-thoughts-about-nothing-in.html

PC @Amritha Jan
Okay come on...
Productivity time..
Let's rant...

🙃 Sometimes I just wonder how people can be so irresponsible, when they call me on my land-line and ask "hey where are you?" Like yeah I have twiddled that land line over my neck a couple of times and I'm rowing a boat, in the middle of the Pacific ocean just to do some fishing coz I wanted to kill time!! Oh Crap!!

🙃 I hate it when I have a good hair day and my makeup on point (which very rarely happens. Most of the time I look like a hungry alien still figuring out it's purpose in life) all dressed up and I don't stumble upon people of importance! Oh! what a waste!!! Why am I even alive!??

🙃 Why is it that parallel parkings are harder especially when someone is watching? I literally feel like I'm giving a test. (Oh come on you are a damn license holder! You can do it!)

🙃 U never realize how noisy the simplest of simple things are until you have to get past your sleeping mom without waking her up, for a hangout. (As simple as - yawning, gulping water from the flask, or even looking from side to side .... Oh! I think that's a bit too much of an exaggeration)

🙃 Have you ever thought about this? A person's death certificate could actually be a ghost's birth certificate. Hmmmmmmm... How spooky!! 👻 ☠️

🙃 When an ant finds few tiny sugar cubes on the way home, that you accidentally dropped in the morning while making yourself that bland, tasteless coffee and it quickly takes a U turn to inform its head about something that could let them survive for another decade  and then you quickly clean up the mess, literally.. literally making the reporter ant - a liar!! Awww!! How cruel you are!? You giant moron! Do you even realize that poor ant could even be fired for lying?!

🙃 I always used to wonder why do they have the 100% attendance award in schools? Like.. do you wanna check my immune system and it's functions? What if I'm a weak baby. How prejudiced and biased people are! Grrrrrrrr.... 😔

🙃 Atleast once in your lifetime, a thief would have crossed you wanting to steal that handbag of yours. But he didn't. Why? May be to him it seemed more like a useless piece of rag hanging over your shoulders with no prized possessions, completely deserted and barren just like your head ?
Wait....
Should I be happy on this statement that I've never been robbed so far or am I supposed to worry about the fact that I don't even fit in a robber's checklist? (Woah! Now that left me thinking)
.....

Soooo...
Yeah peeps.. That's all for today.
Any interesting thoughts that flicker in your mind every now and then, you are free to rant below!! Nah.. Don't worry nobody is going to judge you.
There are weirdos everywhere..
Until next time.
Ciao ♥️

Comments

  1. Tommy_its me26 February 2019 at 10:59

    Laughing my ass out legit. It's such a witty cute out of the box humorous and what not post. Your humour sense is one of a kind. Loved it to bits. Haha. Can't stop laughing . Made my day. Thanks

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 06:01

      Oh!! Too many good things in one line. ❤️ Thank you so much for the love !

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  2. Brie26 February 2019 at 14:44

    I really like how original you are. Also great idea for a blog post!

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  3. GiGi Eats26 February 2019 at 15:37

    Bah ha ha! Oh yes. I just "love" the days when I am "feeling myself" and think I look GOOD... Yet, I spend that day at home ALL DAY LONG and don't see ANYONE! LOL!!!

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:59

      I could totally relate. How painful that would feel !! 😛

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  4. Anita26 February 2019 at 21:27

    Good one Amree.. That witttttt😉

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  5. Anonymous26 February 2019 at 22:50

    WOW!!! and that ...my girl...made my day!!!
    LOVE the thought about ants and ghost...sema...keep writing jiggloo <3

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:57

      Thanks a lot. Happy about it keertha. Keep coming back for more. ❤️

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  6. Sandra_0626 February 2019 at 23:29

    Lovely. In love with your writing style darling. I wish you reach great heights. A Highly talented and a beautiful cheerful individual I ever met. Just like how your presence make us smile in person, your writings do the job too. Feeling so light. Keep going. Will keep supporting.

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:56

      Aww.. That's so sweet of you. Thank you so much Sandra. Glad that you are enjoying my work. ☺️

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  7. Steve26 February 2019 at 23:31

    Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That's what I did throughout the post What a fun read. �� The world needs more ppl lyk yew.

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:55

      Haha. Definitely and people like you too, to keep our spirits high. Thank ya.

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  8. Ann Maria26 February 2019 at 23:33

    Awesome thought process. Enjoyed the article so much. Thanks. Part 1 was awesome too. You are such a wierdo. Haha.

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:53

      Well.. We all are at some point!! Thank you so much Ann..

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  9. Mee Radhika: The Lost Love of Shrimant Vishwasrao Peshwe27 February 2019 at 00:36

    I liked your fluid writing style and thoughts. Really nice one there.

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  10. Happy soul_27 February 2019 at 02:06

    Wow. Your creative juices are flowing everywhere. I'm going to read all the other posts of yours right away.. You have me a way to keep my dayday happy. So creative and brilliant

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    1. Amreena Jan27 February 2019 at 05:52

      Thanks heaps. That's a good decision taken. It isn't deceptive. You can go on. 😀

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  11. Unknown27 February 2019 at 05:42

    "Annae ungalukku arivo arivu nae" moment !!
    Reporter Ant was Ultimate! Haha!

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  12. Unknown27 February 2019 at 15:35

    Interesting thoughts. I specifically find the parallel parking one funny. It's so true. Thanks for sharing!

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  13. Delhifundos28 February 2019 at 02:12

    I love your thought. That's an interesting read. I love such blogs

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  14. Unknown28 February 2019 at 11:32

    I can absolutely relate to your thoughts about being dressed up and having nowhere to go!

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  15. Vivienne @ Jolie Pagaille28 February 2019 at 12:25

    Thanks for sharing your interesting musings. The #StruggleIsReal on the parallel parking situation - like, just let me parallel park in peace lol

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  16. Silvia28 February 2019 at 17:41

    I hate when I have my makeup and my hair done and I don't see anybody as well. And when I`m in my pj's and my hair a mess I see everybody!!!

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  17. Cindy Ingalls28 February 2019 at 18:26

    I was just thinking about great my hair was looking now that it's almost time for bed. What is that about?

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  18. Cristina Petrini1 March 2019 at 01:02


    The thoughts born at night, in my opinion, are always the most sincere. The most real. Those that we should all follow.

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  19. Danielle1 March 2019 at 10:45

    what a fun read! this was great for the mi-day friday blues I'm having right now :-)

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  20. Brie1 March 2019 at 11:11

    So....I had no idea that someone (at least once) would try to rob me in my lifetime. Now i'm a little worried. >.<

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  21. Mom Knows Best1 March 2019 at 12:24

    I hate parking and I do get nevous when others are watching. I will park far away just to avoid a tight spot.

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  22. FloArtStudio1 March 2019 at 12:52

    Ok, I relate to the parallel parking one so much!

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  23. Brittany Vantrease1 March 2019 at 14:02

    The 100% perfect attendance award makes me so angry. I'm 100% certain that's the reason why my have like an 80% rate because we're responsible enough to keep our kids home when they're sick.

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  24. S. Graham1 March 2019 at 14:11

    I had to laugh about the good hair and makeup day. That happens to me often and it seems like a waste lol

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  25. Jessi Joachim1 March 2019 at 14:43

    Something about late night ramblings always makes me laugh. I always have the strangest things cross my mind late at night.

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  26. Candace1 March 2019 at 17:30

    This is real talk right there! Hahaha You literally made my day. Keep the good stuff coming girl!! Loved this post.

    Xo
    Candace
    Http://www.thebeautybeau.com

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  27. Camille Cams1 March 2019 at 17:37

    The death/birth certificate got me! Hahahaha you're a very keen observer.

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  28. Dalene Ekirapa2 March 2019 at 01:10

    Haha! I can relate to the day you dress up well, get your makeup and hair so awesome then you don't meet the people you were intending. It always feels so wasted!

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  29. Scrapbook Adventures2 March 2019 at 04:16

    Love these 3am ramblings! I agree with the parallel parking one - why can't I do it when someone else is with me?!

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  30. The Frugal Samurai2 March 2019 at 06:13

    Whoa 3 am! Love how your brain works and your style - keep it up! Also... if you write at 3am, what time do you sleep!

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  31. Tisha2 March 2019 at 08:02

    You are funny! I am with you on the parallel parking and going out fancy and having an uneventful day! Ah well, at least the (wo)man in the mirror knows you tried!

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  32. Jessica Taylor2 March 2019 at 09:14

    Parallel parking is the WORST! And it never fails that every time I do it I have people watching lol

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  33. Rachael2 March 2019 at 16:23

    I agree with the attendance thing wholeheartedly, I was always amazed by the people who never miss a day!

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  34. Miss Tilly And Me3 March 2019 at 16:35

    3am thoughts are always so random, arent they? I always think about things that I cant do anything about.

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  35. Bindu Thomas5 March 2019 at 03:36

    Very interesting post and I like your thoughts. Thanks for sharing this post.

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  36. ohmummymia13 March 2019 at 14:30

    How funny! I like your sense of humour😊 I need tk agree with that hair and make up thoughts and always when I look shit I need to meet everyone🤣

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  37. Amreena Jan23 March 2019 at 02:48

    Thank you everyone for being so kind and lovely. ❤️ 😍 Glad that. Sending Lots and lots of love. ❤️

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  38. Becca30 March 2019 at 13:40

    The reporter ant thing is hilarious! Love this post x

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