Feeling awkwardly awkward

In life we all come across some awkward humiliating situations, so awkward that you feel like getting metamorphosed into an ostrich all of a sudden so that you can shove your head into the soil and escape reality. Here are a few such moments we all would have confronted atleast once in our lives.

😒 Making eye contact with someone rushing toward your elevator, trying to get in, but the doors are already closing.

😒 When you narrate a terrible joke to your colleagues, and they don't hear you, so they ask you to repeat it, making the terrible joke even more terrible and useless. In the process of narrating it for the second time, you feel like stopping halfway, thinking, "Dude! I think you're wasting your time."

😒 When you're watching a movie with your family, and out of the blue, the couple starts making out, and your mom stares at you as if you were the assistant director of the movie. You say, "Errr... Popcorn anyone?" and quickly escape into the dark to fetch the non-existent invisible popcorn to avoid the awkward situation.

😒 When your friend or your love gifts you something you don't like at all, and then you pretend as if it's the prettiest thing you've ever come across in the whole wide world!!! You act as if you were alive on this planet just to receive it, as if it were the sole purpose of your existence! Huh... How dramatic!!!!

😒 While watching a TV series, they mention an interdicted DRUG, and your parents discuss what it is, getting into a heated argument. Then you involuntarily explain it to them, proving both of them wrong, and sit there proudly, having avoided an argument that could have even led to a divorce. But the next moment, you find your mom and dad giving you that spooky glare with their jaws dropped! 

You: (embarrassed grin) What! I saw it on the internet, Dad. 

Dad: Check her bag!!!!

😒 When you're shopping and you pull open a dozen of those neatly folded shirts and make a heap of them. When security approaches, you gradually shift places and slowly go through the folded clothes on the rack one by one, pretending as if you had been raised in a royal family with moral ethics and values.

😒Trying to give a friendly hug to someone your friend just introduced, and they come the opposite way, making you both look as if you are going to kiss each other! Arghhhh. How awkward! (Let that be the last time I meet that person. He doesn't even deserve to be in my friend list!)

😒 When you are in a common place, and someone stops their car beside you, opens the door, and makes an effort to come to you, asking about the route to a particular place that you don't know. You either awkwardly smile and say you're not sure, or you confidently provide them with the wrong route. (What! Have you done it?? Oh! How inhumane!?)

😒 When you are in a crowded metro, and your legs are aching like hell because you've been standing there like a corpse for the past 20 minutes. All of a sudden, you get a vacant seat, but it's next to a guy who coughs, has a runny nose, stained teeth, and dandruff, and is so large that you know he would squeeze you if you sat next to him. What would you do!?

😒 When you walk with your friend toward your car in the parking lot, and your skinny friend easily slips through the tiny gap between two cars, leaving you behind. All of a sudden, you realize you're overweight, and it's high time you give up those extra cheese pizzas and deep-fried spicy chicken wings!

😒 When you are at a restaurant trying your favorite meal, and the food gets stuck in your teeth. You try your best to casually pull it out with your tongue between talks and smiles, but it is stuck there like forever, and you have to run to the restroom for the rescue.

😒 In school, when your teacher asks a question, and you try to hide behind the chubby boy sitting in front of you, but he suddenly bends down to take back the pen he had just dropped, and alas! you are in the limelight. 

"Curse you, chubby boy!"

So, what are the awkwardly awkward moments that you have come across in your daily life?