Types of people you will find in airports

Over the last few years I had spent a lot of time in airports -traveling alone, as a couple, traveling with friends, with a little monster, standing in queues, calming a hyper tantrum edged toddler, sleeping on the floor, moving on belts, eating half-cooked food, name it and I have done it !!
Over the time I made a list of the different types of people you come across in airports..
So.. Here it goes..

Source :Doodland

⭐ Number 1 : The overpackers
There are people who inspite of reading all the instructions one by one, underlining and highlighting them, yet carry atleast a 10kg extra stuff in their baggage and hold the queue for ages trying to decide on the importance of the articles packed in order to avoid paying for the extra baggage. (Do I need 5 Toilet paper rolls? Or can I manage with 2?)
God damn!!!!

⭐ Number 2 : The Atheletes
I do not know what kind of an emergency situation such people are put into every f*ing time they travel. Last time, I met a guy who cut the long queue stating he had to catch a connecting flight in a few minutes and obviously you let him go! Because? Yes, Humanity!!! And then as a return gift you find him sitting next to you in the same  aircraft!
(*face-palm*)

⭐ Number 3 : The business men
Ah! These people spend atleast half of their lives in aircrafts, with the same briefcases, the same suits, the same shoes, laptops and Starbucks. They don't give a sh*t about what's happening around as they have 23115 emails to be responded and a few important decisions to be taken that indirectly affects the GDP of the nation!
So... Let's leave them alone!

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⭐ Number 4: The Zombies
Also known as "The walking dead"
These are my favourite kinda people. They never ever ever let go of even a minute and utilize it effectively to grab the lost night's sleep. These soulless people have their neck pillows on and sleep anywhere and everywhere- while sitting, while standing, while walking and even while peeing. Because every second is precious. Zzzzzzzzzzz...

⭐ Number 5 : The drunkards
These people do not stop their "boozing fancies" at the airport, but carry it on board too literally transforming the cabin crew into a personal bartender until she gets pissed off and declares there are no more bottles of Macallan and Wild Turkey left !!!! (No, I don't drink. It's just the knowledge 😝) And then he turns towards me asking for social help that we humans are known for and demands me to offer mine, my family's drink and my toddler's too !!!
Whatttttt???!!!

⭐ Number 6 : The over stressed parents
This is the most fun group in the whole crowd. They come with personalized bgm wherever they go and it doesn't vary no matter which state or country or continent or planet you belong to, it remains CONSTANT
...
 "Baby shark do do do do, baby shark..
Daddy finger, daddy finger where are you ..."

You find these helpless souls trying hard to control their hyperactive kid with downloaded YouTube videos in one hand and a dinosaur book, a water bottle, a stuffed panda, the new favourite green monster truck and dozen kinder joys in the other. (Yes! Feel the pain.. It's no joke people🙄). Their bags primarily contain a dozen pampers, wet wipes, bibs, clothes in case the baby poops or pees or throws up. These creatures have nothing else cross their mind and they would regret every minute about just one thing- taking these miniature bombs along was the biggest mistake of their lives.

⭐ Number 7 : The plug hunters
Such people need to charge every f*ing electronic gadget of theirs from laptops to tablets to power banks to mobile phones 1,2 and 3. They hunt and capture those plug points like the only ancestral property they have inherited and insist on using it until all their devices showed 100% whilst here I sit with a 5% battery on the only mobile phone I own with two large cracks and a blurred display, thanks to Aara.

No wonder, these people might even bring their rechargeable emergency lamps, torches or even their washing machines to wash clothes on the go, just to hold the plug point from being occupied by somebody else!
Aaarghhhhh... I hate them!

⭐ Number 8 : The beauty queen
And no matter which hour of the day you are traveling, you would definitely get to see a couple of these queens in their high heels, polished nails, Mac ruby woo lips, with their falsies, statement rings and fenty gold shimmer on. Nope! Time is no barrier for them, they always look so poised and elegant and aesthetic and..... I stand there in my sweatshirt and pants with a messy top knot and swollen eye bags looking temporarily possessed by Annabelle.

⭐ Number 9 : Miscellaneous
In this group are the saddies, the lonely who have just had a heartbreak. Symptoms - red eyes, music, silence, window seat.
The newly wed honeymoon couple. Symptoms - constant blushing, whispering sweet things, holding hands, eye to eye conversations, helping each other with everything like removing the left over rice grains from the mustache after he takes a bite. (Awww... how romantic!)
**Yukk!!** 
Then come the Instagrammers. These "Hashtags" have to update every second of their miserable lives in their insta stories- #waiting at the airport, #stranger behind, #late night cappucino, #insomnia hit, #annoying baby nearby, #walking through the scanning machine, #constipated, #unable to poop, #dying of lung disease, #half eaten by a zombie...
#BULLSH*T.

⭐ Number 10 : The very few RUDE airport staff:
Inspite of the delightful airport staff who keep their constant smile on and reply patiently no matter how many times this dumb head asks the same thing again and again, there are a few staff that are EVIL- purely evil I say. 
Scenario-1:
Me : "Hello, Hope you are having a good day" (Broad smilee)
The evil staff : "Mam, keep your bags on the belt"

Scenario-2: The evil staff : "Mam you have to pay an extra of $50, as your baggage weight is 0.0001 kg extra!".
Me : Whaaaaatttttttttt???!!

Scenario-3:  Me : "Hey can I have a window seat please. See I am travelling with a new born, so you know I have to breastfeed and.........."
The evil staff : (Interrupts) "Sorry Mam. There are no seats available. You have a middle seat in the middle row and your seat doesn't have cushions, so you need to spend half of your journey by standing. You can probably put your baby in the overhead bin or under your seat"

(*Just exagerrating!!! LOL*)

So what kind of people have you met during your travel? What kind of person are you? Do share your thoughts below. Until next time...
Spreading smiles ..