Relationship threshold

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Relationship!!!
One of the most complicated words of all times! (atleast that's how we are made to believe) But is it? Nah! Not really. Just imagine- you get a soul mate, a confidante, an escort, a playmate, a companion, almost a complete family package including your siblings, your enemy, your crush, the annoying kid next door - all in one - for free free free. It's more like having an twin- an unadopted twin of yours with a lifetime warranty (who is technically not your twin ofcourse) with whom you can share goods and chattels, irritate, feel loved, miss, kiss and what not!?

Have you ever rolled back to how it all began?? You meet your someone special , you get a spark- a thunderbolt strikes, you hear bells everywhere, there is music in your head and the juggling of every other cell in your body, butterflies here and there and everywhere and then finally you realize you are in LOVE. Initially you be all dressed up and poise and well behaved like as if you were the second niece to the Price of Wales (so royal, so elegant) and as the clock ticks by, you both are left doing the filthiest silliest and wierdest things in each other's presence. This my friends is called relationship threshold. (Not sure if something like this really exists. Just thought about it yesterday while shooing away the damn mosquito that had almost made me question my existence on earth at bloody 2.15 am).

Have you ever felt so comfortable with someone, so comfortable that farting in their presence dint mean a big deal to you?? Yes?? No? Sometimes?? They say "Couples that fart together, stay together". Come on get your partner and tell him you've found the easiest therapy to live longer. Lol 😛

Well.. Here are 7 signs that you have reached your relationship threshold.

❤️ You no more need to cover yourself up in those trizillion makeup goods and fixing sprays and fake lashes to impress him. He already loves you in that early morning "I woke up like this" face. You guys had connected that innerself cord already. Keep going!! No more painful waxings! Yay!

❤️ All of a sudden your hubby boy rings and says - Honey, why don't we order some pizza tonite. You can take some time off. Don't you think you have been doing a lot these days and it's high time I give you that Queenish treatment." And you go all awwwwwwww.. Listening to those doting cheesy words roll off his mouth one by one, And later that night find out that it was the consequence of the coupon of Papa Jones (buy one get one free) that he received in the fuel station for a full tank earlier that day.
Grrrrrrrrrrr.......

❤️ When you get so much attached to a Netflix series and you both run home from work just to watch an extra episode of Money Heist and sit together crying and ranting about "How unfair life is? How can Berlin die? He was so cute!"

❤️ He has already become your coffee maker, insect killer, nutella jar opener, jacket and hoodie provider, high shelf reacher, comfy couch alternate, body heat provider, lost things finder, your mental battery charger, trial rat (on every other experimental dish you make) , your all time compliment giver, your perpetual delivery boy, your bad mood killer and WHAT NOT? !! 😍

❤️ When you no longer need to nibble in front of your partner, cautiously thinking about the new edition viva glam lustre lip gloss getting faded and a bit of it sliding down the oesophagus into your tummy. You are relationship goals. Go on! Now you can take a hugeee bite of HIS burger and end up with half a ton chemical in your food bag!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa... (Nevermind! We can always switch to vegan ones).

❤️ You have a hundred thousand customized words in your dictionary. And you use it in public with that pride, so confident that no one could ever understand a morsel of it while in reality it might actually mean "sex" (What????? did anyone say bimblebee bumblebee? ) 😛

❤️ You no longer have to role play a "perfect gentleman" and rush to your lady to pick her up throwing away that extra cheesy burger of which you had just a nibble of, instead you just sit and laugh as how she looks like a retarded slimy seal trying to get up having tripped over the ounce of water that you managed to spill while bringing it all the way from the kitchen.
Nah!! No one is gonna be judgemental anyway! Carry on my boy 😛
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Well.. So did you relate to any of it?? Need more relationship advice?? Will make a part 2 if yes.

Until next time.
Love is in the air 💕