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Shit happens.. Once again!


*Alarm buzzes*
Me: Tanana a nanana ooh ooh ooo o ooooo nanaaa woaoooooh hooo (when your favorite song is your alarm tone)
Once again Me: Nanananaaaaaaaa oh oh hoooooo lalalaaaa.....
*Conversations in the head.. right away*

Hmmmm... By the way, why is mom in a hype this early? Is it their wedding day or has the maid agreed for an extra bonus hour of work? Or has someone offered to adopt me? Music 'n all huh.. W.. Wait !! Don't tell me it's the alarm!! Oh my God.. Oh my God.. Oh my God.. (Reaching out to the mobile with closed eyes and ... )
*Involuntary Snooze*

To hell with the sudden plunge into this deepest sleep that appears from nowhere that has a life span of less than a few minutes..
Two minutes later..
*Alarm buzzes once again*

The inner me: What's the time? Is it a working day? I thought it was an extended weekend. Wait.. What day was yesterday? Hmmmm... Let me think.. Friday.. Saturday... Sun.. Oh man! It's Monday! Urrghh.. I hate Monday mornings. Should I go for work today? Hey, Wait I think I am sick. I feel nauseous. I can feel something strange within my body. I'm unable to move an inch. There is temperature too. My head is going to blast. May be symptoms of.... What was the name of the illness that Nance was talking about yesterday?.. Yes.. Ebola.. I think I'm carrying that thing. I need to stay away from people. That's the least I can do.. After all being a citizen of this country I have certain responsibilities....
So.. Am I going to die.... ?
*Diluted thoughts*
*Falls asleep*

*Final alarm buzz*
(Sniffing) Ah coffee?! What else could make your soul happy. Hmmm.. Mom! You are goals.. Love you..

*After a hundred stretches and a thousand roll overs*

Wow! What a beautiful day!
(Turning lazily towards the window with the cup of coffee- your butt still glued onto the bed).

You know that feel when you see the monochrome disappearing gradually into subtle hues of color and the light doesn't have to struggle too much to get past those half opened black lashes with filthy nubs of mascara from the previous day, well ... I love it. And the feel similar to getting kissed by a little kid as you are left with moist cheeks when the breeze touches your skin; sipping your coffee as you watch the dew drops play hide and seek on the leaves and you track every sip that is traveling through your gut. Cling cling cling then a couple of clings. Heavenly !

Hmmm...
*Random thoughts time*
So.. The guy in the metro - yeah he was cute. Especially the day before when he came in his white formals. Gosh! I really wish he was single. Yes he must be, otherwise who plays candy crush and clash of clans all the way to work man! (OK stop judging me, yes I did peek into his mobile a couple of times.. Now is that so important?..... Focus)

(Suddenly my eyes fix on a group of boys playing in the ground)
Wait the guy in blue... He looks like him. Is it him? Oh if yes then I could just get into an easy conversation. Does he live nearby? If it was him what should I do? Hmmmm...
Should I wave to him or should I say a hello. (Glanced at the mirror by chance) Geeeee .. I look like the ugliest Ogre from "The Shrek".
Nope.. Bad idea!!

*And shit continues..
Blah blah blah*

Finally eyes take a break and look towards the wall clock. What?! it's quarter past 9. No.. No.. No.. not again!!!
Late..
Off to work..
Bye..
❤️


Comments

  1. Melissa29 September 2018 at 15:23

    Mornings are always rough for me. My alarm goes off at least 3 times before I can get out of bed.

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 21:02

      Just human things! Nevermind. Be proud of it 😎

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  2. Angel29 September 2018 at 16:56

    HAHA! FUNNY :) THIS IS SO ME EVERYDAY WHEN I WAS WORKING AN 8-5 JOB AT THE BIG CITY!

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  3. Steffy29 September 2018 at 19:52

    Wow.. Such a funny way to express the daily experiences we go through. It is so me. Loved it.

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  4. Anthea J29 September 2018 at 19:53

    Haha. Cute article. Love your writing style.

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  5. Monidipa29 September 2018 at 22:48

    I am an insomniac so morning or night doesn't matter and even after getting crazily tired I only sleep for 4 hours that too only once in 3 days. Lol.
    Your writing style is amazing. I must appreciate it.

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 20:59

      Good for you but most of us can't live without air, pizza and bed. 😁

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  6. Anna30 September 2018 at 00:55

    Good writing style! :)

    If i could just suggest, try to make your blog more readable, because however the content in enjoyable, it is hard to read it.

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 20:58

      Sure Anna. Will work on it ☺️ thank u.

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  7. Raasitha30 September 2018 at 04:38

    Haha. Beautifully written. As simple as an everyday morning routine. But a very cute way of expressing it. Wow. I am starting to follow you from now on. ��

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 20:57

      That's a right thing to do. Do keep coming back often. Thanks heaps. 😍

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  8. Shanavas30 September 2018 at 04:39

    Awesome writing. Loved it. Your blog is too classy. ��

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  9. Juliana Roewens30 September 2018 at 05:23

    Wow. Yet another classic from u. I do not know how you come up with such crazy analogies. Haha. Fun to visit your blog. Loving your write up girl. Keep going.

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 20:55

      Do keep coming back for more. Thank you. Love love ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

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  10. Sherin fazi30 September 2018 at 05:26

    Hey . Crazy head.!! The best thing is your articles are relaxing and entertaining. Unlike those boring ones. Was keeping that smile throughout. Thank u. Great job.

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  11. Czjai30 September 2018 at 06:48

    This sounds like me, especially on Monday mornings. Haha! My alarm gets off at 4:30 am, I snooze it for like ten times, the next thing I know it's almost 6 am and we'll be running late for school.

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  12. Linh30 September 2018 at 07:09

    My every morning is just the same as yours. Alarm clocks never really solve anything. Thanks for sharing!

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  13. Scrapbook Adventures30 September 2018 at 09:08

    THIS IS ME...every morning! Made me chuckle! I bloody hate it when my alarm goes off!

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    1. Amreena Jan1 October 2018 at 20:52

      😊 OH yeah who doesn't. Thanks for stopping by

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  14. Ankita30 September 2018 at 10:37

    Oh God! This post resonates with me on so many levels. I hate Mondays, Mornings, Alarm Clocks, and basically everything related to waking up :(

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  15. serena hale30 September 2018 at 18:41

    This is funny. You looking at the cute guys phone. I must admit that may be one of my moves.

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  16. Preet1 October 2018 at 05:56

    OH , This made my day I laugh so hard while reading this haha. We had the same morning each day.

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  17. Reese Woods1 October 2018 at 10:58

    I am definitely a repeat snooze button hitter! I tend to set three alarms for myself in the mornings in 5-10 minute increments to help me gradually wake up by the time I really need to get moving!

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  18. brit1 October 2018 at 22:09

    You definitely hit "those days" on the nose! Haha too perfect

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  19. Unknown2 October 2018 at 14:49

    I seldom use an alarm clock, and when I do I'm still up before it goes off. I'm a morning person.

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  20. Jennifer Pompaski13 October 2018 at 11:50

    Lolzzz. Very funny!

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  21. Unknown28 October 2018 at 07:14

    lol so true! Monday mornings aren’t great! Love your writing and thought process!

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  22. All The Things I Do13 November 2018 at 19:44

    So super creepy....right before I clicked on this blog post I was singing that song lol I work from home now and still have mornings like this lol

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  23. Give Thanks To The Holy One14 November 2018 at 07:59

    haha... no no no not again!.. i could imagine what kind of face you might have😊

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  24. Jayne14 November 2018 at 10:16

    Haha! so funny. I feel like this most mornings when my two little ones decide it's time to get up before sunrise!

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  25. Sondra barker14 November 2018 at 13:09

    I hate the mornings. Especially those times where I turn off my alarm and close my eyes again without realizing that I've done it!

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