Well.. Here are some of those "Random Rants"...
When you express your opinion in a group and suddenly realize that no one was listening and you try to act relaxed and casual, though you felt like the most dumb and imbecile person sitting there.
When you exit your 18page word document after a tedious edit and give a "No" involuntarily to the "Do you want to save the changes made?" and then.. after realization, experience that mini heartattack.
Have you ever had the urge to shout this out.. "Dr.Batra .. I definitely do not need your hair transplants nor your special hair loss treatments nor your homeopathic hair fall therapy. So... Stop spamming my inbox !!"
When ever the damn light goes off, your ill-mannered uncivil mind deliberately pushes you into thoughts of ghosts, which otherwise would never cross your mind.
And why is it that everytime I decide to smile at my neighbour aunty (which I rarely rarely rarely do) she doesn't look at me and I end up standing there like a retarded seal?
When you clean your room with the vacuum cleaner and then you clean the vacuum cleaner. So who actually is the Vacuum Cleaner here?!
Why is it that the rule book of card games like UNO are used only when there is a clash of opinions? Why can't people be "pre-pared"?
While shampooing your hair, have you ever thought of the movie scene where the ghost runs it's hands between the strands of hair of the person taking the shower? No? Don't worry you will today.. (*chuckle chuckle*)
Life decisions??? Nevermind!! I still be like.. .....H,I,J,K.......LMNOP......LMNOP,Q,R,S,T.......U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
(in the same tone as how my kindergarten teacher taught me) to check which letter comes next.
Have you ever walked with two of your friends on a footpath and tried to fit awkwardly escaping those small barriers that come your way?
(as SMALL as lamp posts, dogs, other humans).
(Enjoyed reading? Want more? Will make a Part-2) ☺
So, which one could you relate to?